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Dog uses heimlich to save owner

A labrador is credited with saving a life using a heimlich technique to save his owner who was choking. People seldom appreciate how intelligent dogs really are. The dog also probably realizes he was practicing medicine without a license. Oh sure, it worked THIS time…But what happens when Fido decides Mr. Two Legs needs a colonoscopy? It is a proven and indisputable fact that most dogs know less about medical procedures than John Edwards. Play it safe, get a second opinion.

I’ll be practicing comedy without a license on 3-29-07 at The Electric Cowboy, Texarkana Arkansas. Bring a dog that understands male pattern baldness and get in free.